d100 "What's in Their Pockets?" Pickpocket Loot

Wrapped in greasy parchment with coarse peppercorns.

Whistle carved in the likeness of a sleepy barn owl.

Contains two sharp flint stones and charred dry cotton cloth.

Handcrafted beeswax salve scented with crushed wintermint.

Chewy, tart crimson berries strung on hemp twine.

Tucked inside a hollow goose quill for safe keeping.

A copper token good for one passage across the river.

The handle has been curved to form a makeshift finger ring.

Folded portrait of a smiling half-elf with messy curls.

Small corked vial smelling pleasantly of wild herbs.

A handful of salty snacks kept in a linen pouch.

Smooth river stone grooved from years of sharpening blades.

Weighted to land on sixes when rolled with a snap.

Smells faintly of lavender and pipe smoke.

Pungent distilled grain whiskey that burns the throat.

Valuable spice packet carried by traveling wayfarers.

Missing its companion pieces from a lost set.

Completely blank; either unfinished or intentionally smooth.

About 20 feet of durable leather-stitching twine.

Sweet-smelling southern leaf blend labeled "Old Toby".

Brightly minted coins stamped with the High Duke's crown.

Dark green chalcedony with flecks of jasper red, worth 25 gp.

Heavy signet ring belonging to the Master Mason's Guild.

Heavy golden coins with serrated edges to prevent shaving.

Gnomish clockwork timepiece that chimes softly on the hour.

Aristocratic favor given at the Midsummer Joust.

Small stamped bars worth 10 pp each, used in merchant bulk trade.

Fiery orange gemstone set in tarnished bronze, worth 35 gp.

Aristocratic novelty item used at noble banquets.

Five freshwater pearls with a soft pink luster, worth 40 gp total.

Carved with scenes of a sea serpent battling a galley.

Minted during an empire that fell six hundred years ago.

Cold to the touch; symbol of resurrection in eastern realms.

Worth its weight in gold to royal banqueting chefs.

Silk-hemmed linen embroidered with the initials "V.R.".

Worth 10 pints of premium stout at "The Prancing Griffon".

Depicts a roaring lion with tiny garnet eyes.

A prehistoric wasp preserved in golden resin, worth 30 gp.

Redeemable at the High Merchant Bank of Waterdeep.

Glossy volcanic glass used by hedge diviners to focus vision.

Brass mechanical feather that flutters when exposed to wind.

Glows faint emerald green when the vial is gently shaken.

Ancient stone scarab whose legs twitch once every sunrise.

Slightly yellowed bone; always rolls a four if spun counter-clockwise.

Each tooth belongs to a different race: elf, orc, dwarf, human, gnome, halfling, tiefling.

Absorbs candlelight completely, casting a miniature shadow.

Sub-zero iron key with frost crystals that never melt.

Swings reliably toward the closest barrel of fermented liquor.

Pressed within the pages of a hymn to the God of Travelers.

Glass spheres swirling with purple and golden cosmic dust.

Contains silver dust collected from a saint's consecrated tomb.

The noble heraldry has been gouged out with a cold chisel.

A red dragon scale that stays radiating body heat even in snow.

Wingless seraph with hands clasped in silent prayer.

Turns smoothly in any keyhole, but unlocks absolutely nothing.

Rubbing reveals a tomb with the reader's own surname.

Causes whatever it brushes against to feel momentarily stiff as wood.

Warm to the touch; smells like pine needle resin.

A prosthetic eye that turns its pupil toward whoever is speaking.

Depicts "The Tower" in flames, with bloodstains on the border.

Hidden inside the hollow lining of a leather belt.

Odorless, tasteless poison that activates precisely at midnight (DC 17 CON).

Grants safe passage through city sewers and underworld safehouses.

Signed and stamped with official wax to bypass city gate curfews.

Lead coins gilded in thin gold leaf; detectable by weighing.

Cryptic cipher documenting shipments of forbidden demon ichor.

Throw as a reaction to create a 10ft blinding flash of magnesium.

Fresh wax mold used by master locksmiths to replicate keys.

Compact kit used by actors and guild grifters.

Harvested from Underdark myconid colonies; highly addictive.

Weighted braided wire used by silent guild assassins.

Contains unopened letters addressed to three prominent barons.

A holy book cut out to conceal a 6-inch stiletto blade.

Waterproof chalk used to mark houses as easy targets or traps.

Eats through iron padlocks and hinges in 30 seconds.

Sharp four-pointed iron spikes used to delay pursuit.

High frequency tone audible only to dogs, bats, and tabaxi.

Offer of 150 gold reward for capture, dead or alive.

50 gp wager placed on "The Ogre Crusher" in tonight's midnight bout.

Invisible to normal sight, glows vibrant blue under ultraviolet or detect magic.

Detailed account of a noble's secret funding of bandit attacks.

Shows the sunken entrance to a flooded elven crypt beneath the lake.

Admits to poisoning the Arch-Bishop, dated three days in the future.

Radiates faint necromancy aura; whispers names of deceased martyrs.

Requires a DC 16 Investigation check to decipher the planned heist.

Numbered key corresponding to Locker 13 at the dock warehouse.

Instructions on how to bypass the wards around the High Wizard's tower.

Carved with the mountain pass route avoiding all roc nests.

Names the bearer as sole heir to an estate in the upper district.

Signed in blood; the signature is slowly burning through the paper.

Inscribed with the phrase: "The pale moon drinks the tide".

Still carries faint petrification curse if ground into powder.

Signed by the Grand Magistrate with execution orders attached.

Describes how to disarm the crushing ceiling trap in Room 4.

Pressing this seal onto parchment grants immediate entry to all military posts.

Shows forgotten access shafts leading into the bank vault cellars.

A shard of stained glass from the Cathedral of Light that hums when fiends are near.

Inside is a lock of hair and a birth certificate proving a secret royal lineage.

Assassination mark on a local party member or patron with a 500 GP bounty.

A single ivory card facedown. Drawing it triggers its magical fate immediately.