d100 Wild Magic Surges & Strange Curses

Your hair or beard ignites with harmless blue magical fire for 1 hour, shedding bright light in a 10ft radius.

You sneeze loudly and erupt in a cloud of colorful peacock feathers, granting +2 on Charisma checks for 10 minutes.

Gravity reverses only for you for 1 minute. You "fall" toward the ceiling or sky unless anchored.

Your voice becomes extraordinarily high-pitched and squeaky like helium for 1 hour; disadvantage on Intimidation.

Daisies, clover, and tiny glowing mushrooms sprout instantly in your footprints wherever you walk for 24 hours.

You turn into a potted fern until the start of your next turn. While a fern, you are incapacitated and have AC 10 and 1 HP.

Three illusory duplicates of yourself appear around you, functioning as the Mirror Image spell for 1 minute.

Your skin turns a vibrant shade of glowing cobalt blue for 1d4 days.

You accidentally broadcast your immediate surface thoughts to all creatures within 30 feet for 1 hour.

A swarm of harmless, translucent glowing butterflies flutters around you for 1 minute, granting half cover.

Roll 1d10. Your physical age changes by that many years (odd = younger, even = older). Reverts after 24 hours.

Sparks and harmless colorful miniature fireworks shoot from your fingertips whenever you point at something for 1 hour.

You float 4 inches off the ground and glide effortlessly without touching the terrain for 10 minutes; ignore difficult terrain.

Your skin hardens into marble-like texture for 1 minute. Your AC increases by +2, but your walking speed is halved.

You cannot speak except in strict rhyming couplets for the next hour. If you fail to rhyme, you take 1 psychic damage.

You emit bright green bioluminescent light in a 20ft radius for 1 hour; you cannot hide in darkness.

Every coin in your pocket temporarily doubles for 1 hour, after which the copies vanish into shimmering mist.

Your voice booms with the volume of three thunderclaps for 10 minutes, audible up to 600 feet away.

You turn invisible until the end of your next turn. Anything you are wearing or carrying turns invisible with you.

Two small curling ram horns or crystal antlers grow from your forehead for 1d6 days.